Firsts.

ITS MAY!!  

by the way, how was your weekend? Hopefully everything went alright. Mine was...well, annoying. Let me share. Yknow how everyone has their "firsts" for everything. First Times. Not to sound mean at all, but it was my first time meeting someone with a huge ego with the brain size of a chia seed. I've never met someone with this two combination before. Just 45 minutes into the lunch and I couldn't bear to listen anymore, I had to get away before I self destruct or wring my arm out just so I could have something to throw at him. I could read him like a book and he has the words "ALPHA- MALE-WANNABE" written on his forehead, I usually have high tolerance for people who say idiotic things so this friend (actually now ex-friend)...could have won a prize for being the most intolerable person I've EVER met in my entire life.

A small tiny snippet of the conversation would go something like this:

[[after 30 mins talking about himself and saying negative things about me in an attempt to do this thing called  "negging" which actually really doesn't work on me btw... and telling me how to live my life and how his colleague at work desperately adores him which is quite a disgusting thing to say to make yourself seem "desirable" because truly desirable people don't need so say anything for others to know that they're desirable and they also probably do not have brains the size of a chia seed and a mouth as big as yours. ]]

x: *continues to talk about himself oblivious about how bored I am and more importantly...how ridiculous and absolutely immature he sounds*

t: so anyway...tell me your views on institutionalised racism.

x: what?!! Guys don't like girls who talk about stuff like these. its an extreme turn off.

OMG ok GOOD. Turn off. wheres your off button. shut up. please stop making noise.
You insult me, you insult my job, you insult my work, you insult my beliefs and my life, and if thats not enough, you insult my friends... I'm beyond turned off, I'm absolutely disgusted. but there there....

I shall leave you with a quote from The Picture of Dorian Gray

"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,  and my enemies for their intellects. A man can never be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde

I don't know what category to put him under since he fits none of the three mentioned. As disgusting as he is, he definitely doesn't fit into the category of enemy. So chill, and be well. The bitching shall end here and I will say goodnight.